I haven’t smoked a cigarette in 8 years, but if I ran into Natasha Lyonne I would absolutely be bumming one.

Kim’s entire existence is a damn dollar store knock-off version.

Kim’s outfit was too close, yet too far from Beyonce’s ‘16 Met Gala look to fit this year’s Camp theme for me.

Lena Waithe wins for best dressed though.

Except that Karlie Kloss looks boring and lame. 

Ashley Graham just has terrible taste. Actually, she’s usually camp without any extra effort, but I guess she was trying to be particularly tacky?

I Feel like Hamish Bowls is channeling:

So Cardi B just ripped a king size comforter off a round bed in a bordello, threw that shit on like she was Carol Burnett in a Bob Mackie curtain, donned her bed jacket and bejeweled swimming cap and slayed the shit out of this.  Thank god.  Long slog between Billy Porter and this. 

Is Kim’s unnatural and disturbing body shape (albeit corset created) the camp part of her outfit?  Cause otherwise its just a disaster. 

None of these people have ever seen Auntie Mame, and it shows.

If Wintour did not invite John Waters to this event then she fucked up and should be called out for it.  For fucks sake, Divine DEFINED camp for many of us. 

I also kind of think that Laverne Cox was going for an Edie Beale thing with her hair.  It has the essence of the scarves Little Edie wore.  

Karlie Kloss is pissing me off here. She’s a fucking model and couldn’t be bothered to even try? This is boring for even a movie premiere. 

There needs to be a bouncer at these things. You don’t comply with the theme, you’re out. So much yawn. Every year the same thing...almost none of the attendees make even the slightest attempt to keep to theme. So unadventurous.

Laverne Cox looks stunning, I’m bemused by Harry Styles and not quite sure what all that is. Billy Porter looks fabulous and amazing

Sorry for the early dislike but Gaga changed outfits 4 times and only the first one was cute. Why all this work to end up in Fenty bra and panties and a little cart that’s not even a part of the outfit? The world really needs Rihanna.

Seeing Pratt get knocked out by Falcon and knee’d in the groin by Gamora was hugely satisfying.

I too was grateful to see Pratt marginalized. One, because I rewatched Infinity War the night before I went to Endgame and found that I was still furious that the bro couldn’t contain himself until the gauntlet was off of Thanos, and two, because he’s the Worst Chris.

It’s not camp. It’s kitsch. 

No, no, no. Showgirls was and remains an epic bomb. I will not be convinced otherwise by revisionist criticism. I was there when it came out and watching it was like driving corkscrews into my eyeballs.