What could possibly go wro...ugh I can’t even finish my own sarcastic retort.

Duh, this is why you can’t get abortions. They want to make sure you don’t miss out on the pleasure of placing an M48 Liberty in your freshly-birthed infant’s still-moist hands.

I heard someone on a pod just this week saying that it’s a win win for them. They get the credit for making themselves and their rich friends richer, and when the economy collapses again and the country pulls it’s head out of it’s butt again and elects Democrats to clean it up AGAIN, it will be Dems that have to cut…

Obviously

As a resident of a fellow Midwest state, I never held any particular animus towards Wisconsin growing up. It seemed like a decent and progressive place, and most of the people there were ok. Sure they had their black marks like Jeffery Dahmer and Joe McCarthy, and Packers fans were always irritating as fuck, but what…

Seriously! And they don’t even get to drink either:/

Wisconsin is trash.

That’s the thing that really grinds my gears. The story that you always, always hear from these guys is that they aren’t unreasonable, or bad people. They’re just self-reliant, good people who want to be free of busybody outsiders who don’t understand their lives and don’t know their problems telling them what to do…

Wait...is this real? You can kill but you can’t vote?

Maaaaaan there’s nothing like a female anatomy post to really draw out the sexists ready to hurl around the B word at the fucking drop of a hat.

I’m almost afraid to ask what happened to JLaw’s vag?

I didn’t want to go all ad hominem on that shit, but I was thinking the same thing. Between the OAN network level of smokey eye and the crazy contouring, she needs an intervention.

Fuuuuuuck, nothing is surprising anymore, the entire administration is fucking garbage INCLUDING Sarah’s makeup person because that contouring is way too fucking intense, this is not an E! reality show for the love of fucking god.

It’s called “Whataboutism” and it’s a much used deflection tool in this administration.

Nope. Sorry. I’m old and this is all brand new.

In today’s White House press briefing, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders defended the president’s comments, arguing that “Pocahontas” is not a racial slur and that the president’s comments were not disrespectful to the men being honored. “Why did he feel the need to say something offensive to many people?” one reporter…

I come here for the snark but sometimes it is uncalled for and over the top. Seth Meyers has consistently been one of the bright spots of late night, and he often gives space to people other than white men to shine. We could do a lot worse than him as an award show host. Amber Ruffin on “Amber Says What” is a goddamn…

Somehow it seems very appropriate that Huckabee Sanders is comparing herself to a fictional character since almost everything she says is fiction.

If Sanders does the jackal I might just become a trump supporter, tho.

I am still on the fence about KK but I agree with her that this victim got a raw deal and should not be in prison.