If this happened a month ago, that would have put their breakup in mid-October, a month after the release of the movie. Did I say breakup? I meant contract dissolution. I did not believe for one second it would last past whenever people stopped taking about the movie. She has to start promoting Red Sparrow soon, so…

Hazel - I must respectfully disagree. This album is VERY sexy. As proof, I cite the many orgasms I’ve enjoyed while listening to Dress, I Did Something Bad, Delicate, Don’t Blame Me, and Gorgeous, and the corroborating testimony of my previously TS-skeptical boyfriend!

I mean, she just sold over a million albums in the first week though, so I think she’s out of the hole? She may have screwed up, but Kanye’s been an ass too, and I think they’re both doing fine.

Wait was that a dig at canned cranberry sauce? I love canned cranberry sauce and I fucking hate the “real” shit.

Apparently the person who took that picture of Franken and Leean said it was staged, she wasn’t asleep and knew what they were doing.

My husband says basically the same thing, and he’s absolutely the most decent human I know. I’m the asshole in our relationship.

Idk, can we do the movie version instead, where Bannon pushes him off the top of the Washington Monument?

................just leave me obama ok? dont know what i’d do if i found out he was a predator

Oh nooooo, please!!! I love John Oliver so much. I hope he’s never done anything horrible.

these fools who get worked up over language but not the actual ruining of lives are the literal worst kind of garbage humans. i’ve been trying for almost a decade and a half, now, and i still can’t express the depth to which i wish they would all just fuck off to the hell they believe in.

‘End of Grease Sandy’ vibes aside; the dress is hot but I’m still sorting through my feelings about the blonde

I don’t know who BTS is, but they need to take the plastic surgery down a notch. They’re clearly trying to make themselves look more Caucasian, which is sad.

I’m in love with Kelly Rowland’s look. She needs some black fluffy stuff on the front of her heels and a martini in her hand, and she becomes peak 70s, and I love it.

Incorrect, the sleeves on Kelly Rowland’s dress are everything I’ve ever wanted and I will spend the rest of my life haunted by the desire to wear them.

Karen Fonseca is the hero we need in these dark, dark times.

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

God Bless Texas Women.

Can we talk about this magnificent “we’re about to fuck some shit up” pic of Sara and Alex?

It always perplexes me that people this talented and “conventionally beautiful” only get TV roles and Russell Crowe was cast in a musical.