Ivanka and Jared are Lindsay and Tobias imo.

I’m starting to think everyone except Trump spoke to the Russians. For some reason, I think he’s being honest but doesn’t know that he’s not even the real president.

BUT HER EMAILS! GIVE HIM A CHANCE! THE COAL MINES! HE’S PRESIDENTIAL NOW AFTER ONE SPEECH! ECONOMIC INSECURITY! PLIGHT OF THE WHITE LOWER CLASS! ARGHHHHHH!

Pence. Man, he’s always being left out. *kicks dirt*

I did the math last year, and I’m pretty sure Rob Lowe is the same age Martin Sheen was in WW season 1 (or very close). Since they kept talking about how Sam was going to be president someday, it would be kind of cool to have him be the President, for a whole cast of younger staffers.

OK, so I know I said yesterday that the thing I need right now is the Obamas’ new books. But...now I kinda want this just as much.

I’d vote for Oprah over him, if you’re the sort of person who wants America to be run “like a business” she’s probably a better choice.

He did whine about me on Twitter and I am banned from calling him a “scumbag” for 12 hours.

“Yeah, but have you considered that he sounded nice, and he publicly thanked a war widow used the widow of a soldier whose blood is on his hands to score political points and distract from the speech’s terrifying message? 

~Andy Borowitz

NOW it makes a whole lot of sense!

Oh, my gosh. I thought I was the only one who does this. It all started with George W. Bush. And now I do it on the regular.

I day dream that he has a coke induced heart attack in an orgy with Russian call-girls, Pence, and Ryan. Then they cuff him to the hospital bed and send him off to fucking Siberia.  

It’s so disgusting. They obviously learned nothing from the election. They’ve been saying for almost 2 years that “it looks like he’s going to start sounding presidential.” They already forgot about the fuckery that happened just today where he accused the Jews of desecrating their own cemeteries and signed the bill…

This, more than anything, is an indication of just how well and truly fucked we are. Tomorrow morning/today (depending on when people see this), the media is going to be full of bullshit about how this was “his Presidential moment” and other abhorrent crap.  

That Douche Canoe Paul Ryan (ZEGS) is the Avatar of IGotMineFuckYou.

Their entire intent was to create fear, to show this family, even in their own home they are not safe. Even at a child’s bday party. Fuck them. I drink their tears like i do Holtzclaw’s. Cry you sociopathic morons, cry for your inability to get off scott free. At least the system got it barely right this time.

Imagine if this was reversed.

That and they’re claiming their sentences are unfair based on those that made deals. Except that’s the entire incentive in making a deal - you get a lighter sentence and the state doesn’t have to spend time and money trying you.