I’m tired of magazines sayin’ flat butts are the thing...

I’ve seen this Craigslist scam before.

A shootout here can’t be good for business.

Don’t worry Finnish peoples. U.S. military exercises here in the states are always mistaken for a government invasion of Texas.

It is the emoji people use to signify a phallus.

Every day, at 12:00 p.m.:

“It’s hiiiiigh noon.”

I know. But all the more reason we had to write the story you just read.

Helluva article Jason. Nice work.

Can we go back to 1.6? I liked 1.6.

“I’ll take ‘Things That Surprise Nobody’ for $600, Alex.”

That’s a weird looking mustang.

What if someone asked for a 4-door 458?

Everytime I see the word “fireball” this gets stuck in my head.

I am terrified of jack failure.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

You don’t have to ride all the time. I know I’m a nut and I enjoy riding in adverse conditions (I even have snow tires) but my wife doesn’t, she chooses to ride when it is basically perfect, and that’s fine.

Gotcha. I get annoyed by the “No CO2" vanity plates too.

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not, but biking works pretty well too if your road network isn’t too horrible (like some places where you can only really get places by highways). My commute is ~8 miles each way and it’s great, almost all of it is in a park; 30 minutes door-to-door.

Nailed it!