The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

The assumed protagonists (Harlem Hellfighters) deserve them more than any other American combat unit in WWI. P.S. The Germans gave them that nickname for their tenacity. This unit + WWI is a great call and likely the first time since Bad Company that the BF campaign story will get us excited.

In their defense, you clearly have a chauffeur-like air about you, since you use phrases like “a mite peeved.”

I saw a 2016 Tundra this afternoon. Its grill has its own grill.

#conspiracy

WAT.

Oh trust me, I’ll be taking a nap shortly.

I will not stand for this! (Clearly. I am sitting)

Go in with a ski mask and a bloody baseball bat. Instant savings.

Here’s my car-buying myth to bust: you deserve, and want, a brand new car. A brand-new Cherokee will set you back at least $20,000 (and a hell of a lot more with interest), but it won’t be ten times more reliable, ten times more fuel efficient, ten times more safe, or ten times more fun than a $2,000 Cherokee.

Clearly you’ve never locked eyes with yourself in the mirror while flergin’ it.

Mazda 787B -

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

This was a good read. I feel like people shit on your writing too much to realize there’s some clever shut in here.

What tips do you have for the driveway mechanic in order to avoid those ridiculous stealership costs?

WHY DID YOU TURN?

Go away

you realize that I can just lightly troll y’all in a jokey way and it doesn’t have to lead to “hate-comments” right