I wanted to be Rizzo so bad. Still do. I accept that I am a Jan though. Sigh.

Some days we are Jan. Some days we are Rizzo. We are all every Pink Lady.

If bigoted motherfuckers can solicit funds after discriminating against other or, worse, shooting them, then I have zero problem with this chick.

Funny. When Trump started rising in the polls “the [republican] circus will never be the same” was the exact same words that came to my mind. Can we beat him with a stick and make him do tricks too?

really bothered by the drug culture that surrounded my childhood —not mine personally. I grew up in suburbia

Like elderly fetuses.

Dammit Kim! Did you really just divulge the secret of our fucking awesome summers? Someone will be at your home within the hour to move your ass to Yakima.

And no friends. Google ‘Seattle Freeze”

Goddamn it, AT LEAST GET GOOD FOOD. Dominos? That is only good for verrrrrry drunk pizza-ing.

It’s a tragic wank.

It’s nice to know that, with the proper corset, I could have been a pin-up girl in 1905.

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

If anyone ever told you that the left is easy to take offense, please take note of the thousands of offenses which the political right believe absolutely require governmental intervention. Count the thousands of times you didn’t see a gay relationship on TV—for fear it might offend someone—even though at least 10% of…

This is very human. As much as I despise pretty much every candidate running, if I randomly met them I’d probably just shake their hand and make small talk rather than tell them to their face that they’re a bunch of mendacious charlatans who are ruining the country. Just like my racist POS father-in-law probably…

I have not seen an single officer wearing this shirt - but I’m in the northeast and don’t support rapists. Oh and “the Claw”? He should have been flushed in the initial background check with that nickname.

He doesn’t even think it’s rape. That’s the really astonishing thing.

From my brief time covering court proceedings I can tell you right now that in his mind, he did nothing wrong. All the victims wanted it and are lying, in his mind. He can’t believe the jury “fell for it.” All monsters feel pity, but only for themselves.

Whenever I see a movie or TV show with a villain who ends up shocked or upset that someone opposes them, like “what did I do to deserve this?”, I’m always left thinking, “How can they justify being frustrated that someone opposes their evil plans? How can they write a character like that.”

How could you do this? They did it because you're guilty. Enjoy prison, sucka.