It FREAKED MY BROTHER OUT though. When my nephew was born, I was handling him like I handle any baby and he was holding his breath the hold time. I was like, dude, I do this all day, every day. Cool your tits.

I would spend the whole day as a vet doing things like screaming “OMG PUPPY BELLEH OMNOMNOM” and smooching kitties until they take a swipe at me

oh god, i want to be treated like the 7 yr old big sibling. sat on a couch surrounded by pillows with the baby gently placed in my arms. i want no responsibility!

I always wondered if that was a hard thing about being a veterinarian—having to resist the urge to kiss the animals.

My mom totally handed me off to a stranger on a plane once. I’d been screaming my head off, she was at her wits’ end, and a kindly old lady asked if she could try to calm me down. She still gets teary talking about how relieved she was.

It’s the one hand! My hands are nowhere near big enough to hold a whole baby but it’s like he’s just carrying a shoe around.

Wasteland Uterus would be a fucking great name for an all-female punk band.

oh my god, the tiny baby faces. could this be a twinge in my frozen-solid ovaries? Is that an ache in my wasteland uterus?

.......nope. It’s just cold breakfast pizza making itself known again.

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

I love how doctors manhandle babies so confidently like a sack of potatoes. I hold my niece like she is made of tissue paper, but this guy is a pro!

Am I looking at an old timey fetish pic here? Just curious, I didn’t see the credit for the pic at the link so now I’m like...who painted that? Why? I love that it exists though because this was also a burning question of mine.

Well, this never USED to bother me. Now it does. Thanks Obama.

What’s even worse than fetishizing wheelchair users, I believe this may be a (mocking) reference to life-size dolls that get pushed around in wheelchairs by their owners. See: Lars and the Real Girl

idk i like hiking

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

I feel like....I should hug you...but I’m also scared

Because they see one facet of every issue surrounding women’s health. You need birth control? It’s because you’re a slut, not because you have a medical condition which can be controlled through hormone therapy. You want an abortion? It’s because you’re a slut who let that guy get you pregnant, not because you were…

Tennant’s delivery on “Pick up that coffee. Throw it in your face” was so wonderfully arrogant and flippant that I couldn’t help laugh (followed quickly by “oooh shit, that looked painful”)

This show is so perfect. They’ve made a superhero story where the villain is an abuser and the horror and terror is that he’ll hurt other people and never stop following Jessica. It’s managed to take something that women all over the world struggle with and shove it out into the forefront. Or the fact that Jessica’s…