Just reading that made my body tense up with “RAAAAAGE RAAAAAGE RAAAAAGE” reactions. I wonder whether whoever made that rule realizes how much bras cost or how few the average woman owns.

It’s the middle of the night, groggy practice of stripping and soaking your sheets and putting a fresh fitted sheet on to pass out atop that’s truly the worst. #teamiud

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

I worked at this one place where one of the owners would get their staff to look after their kids when they went away on vacation. The owners were a couple but the kids were from a previous relationship. The people who had to look after their kids were always ones with cars who didn’t have much of a personal life, so…

I hope someone adopts both the child and the dog. Poor baby, I can’t believe the mother wasn’t arrested. What a good dog. Probably was just like “No ones gonna feed this human puppy? You should be ashamed of yourselves” lays down to feed the human puppy.

How can I hate everybody if people are going to do things like this???

After all the crazy ass news lately, it is nice to read a story and feel good about my fellow male humans. Meathead movers is alright. Others need to clean up their game (I am looking at you slaughter-and-eat-your-girlfriends-rabbit-guy. Not cool.)

Good lord, look at that calf muscle

This makes me immensely sad. When I was 10, in 1987, my mother was diagnosed with Stage 3 non-Hodgkins lymphoma, and my dad shut down. He is an amazing guy, but so weird with emotional stuff. He focused on work (commuting every day from our home in North Jersey to Philadelphia. My mom was a stay-at-home mom, and he…

Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.

right up there with "it puts the lotion on it's skin"

Lego Movie snubbed???????

Nothing is worse than Subway. Nothing.

Now I have to go look.

I used to be a cocktail server at a couple of comedy clubs in town. I had this job while I was a full time student and it was absolutely the perfect way to spend my free hours: getting a leetle (lot) drunk while making wads of cash, working with AMAZING servers and bar staff and TERRIBLE everyotherstaffposition. …

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

The ending to the last story is so deeply satisfying that it actually filled me with warmth and joy. Is that wrong? Nah, nevermind, I don't care.

These are my favorite kinds of customer stories, because not even the kindest soul could think that the customers are right in these situations.

That Nicki Minaj clip just made me want to go hang out with Nicki Minaj. Something I never thought I would feel. Get it girl.