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These questions & more are answered by the erudite, delightful, & quite successful sex worker/activist “Maggie McNeil.” Her Honest Courtesan blog is entertaining, educational, & exquisitely indexed (she’s an MLS ;).

Hey! We LOVE the scent of fresh (& not-so-fresh) urine in the morning! It smells like... Penn Station.

What about the can’o’worms where women tend to receive lower salaries for equivalent positions? Ok, that’s just tangential. My suspicion is that if there’s something funky going on, it involves the suggestion that Yah is using this new perf review as a cloak to execute layoffs. The co has a notorious history of using

You may be free to borrow it, but that ex(cuse)planation is reserved for Florida—it’s the most plausible, all-encompassing reason for just about everything that happens in the Sunshine State :(

GOP cultists shun Hillary’s Mainstream Media the way Scientologists avert their eyes from CoS exposes. Which means most will only see the Fox News coverage of these stories. The response of the Faithful will depend on how shamelessly Fox panders to Der Trumpfkof when he visits to decry all the “conspiracies & lies” of

Makes me think of unpaid phone bills more than anything... But, hmm; not sure of protocol for a wedded Apostate: divorce 1st, then disconnect? Of course scilon execs are also ordered to divorce if one spouse is demoted too far down beneath hubby/wife’s position in the hierarchy (ex-CoS bios are filled w/insane

Is one difference perhaps that anorexics tend to be hung up on controlling their own bodies, while orthorexics are equally/even more obsessed with controlling others’ bodies? Are the latter usually mothers?

Um, sorry, but one of the very 1st courses in scilontology teaches one how to maintain an unblinking, expressionless stare :(.

whether you find them interesting, vain, foolhardy, aspirational, distasteful, &c, it seems nasty to judge Kim K’s (or any celeb’s or sex-worker’s) bling instagrams. Unlike theft & burglary, flaunting isn’t even a tiny bit illegal (sumptuary laws are tots, like, 15thC), so anyone who blames the crime victims rather

But isn’t it that way with most cos offering ‘free trials?’ My own time in subscription-mktg was at a nonprofit, & we were more scrupulous—but subscriptions are a fantastic money-maker (racket, cash-cow, whatevs)—& trial practices at the big corps didn’t exactly come as a surprise. Does it really take professional

To be fair, that weird booty-out stretch really is a good exercise to avert lower-back pain. He’s just being kind & sharing it with the world (celebs can undoubtedly find a private-like place to stretch in an airport, but the ones with smokin’ bods are denied entrance ;).

Sloth is adorbs, but ime, terrific animal friends may indeed help you avoid sinking into the beyond, they cannot actually lift you out of the murk. My 2 kitties are life-savers--they’re gregarious & affectionate (w/me & one another); make happy sounds day & night during hi-speed chases, box-battles, psychonautic ‘nip

Cannot imagine the horror (in fact, I need to check out her column to see how they coexist).

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Ummm... don’t you think that might somewhat devalue Michelle O’s widely admired & influential DNC speech... & also be a waste of shade? After all, Melania is so hopelessly outclassed; is there even a point in knocking her?

NB though: takes work to make DM boots feel as comfy as they look—like a week of cotton-balls-soaked-in-alcohol (& that was only after they gave me my 1st experience w/corns :(. But, they are a joy to walk in after that, & last f o r e v e r... As in, my OG pair from 1996 has intact leather & soles to this day, & they

The Trumpettes would surely take issue with this (& can afford to); they will always back up their dear friend’s hi-ticket venues!

This may be a stupid question (have been away from tech & marketing for a while), but have wondered about this re certain web-marketed products: don’t colors still read differently from one monitor to another? In ye olden days, the only reference we could trust was Pantone & hex#s--& if this is still the case, how can

OMG! I thought Dexter was the Breakfast Club kid, all grown up & in a fab come-back role :(. If the awful neighbor is the latter & not Dexter, then, awww. That’s kind of sad: the Other Hall is prob cranky & bummed out about his career.

Trump’s female éminences grises: