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I hope wonder woman does the twirl in the movie.

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

oh two things i learnt tonight

Please let this decide the election please let this decide the election please let this decide the election

If this woman has a private attorney that is looking into a lawsuit, and you find out about it, you should absolutely call up that attorney and let him know about that phone call.

Ummmmm... I’m just saying, but he definitely waived all attorney client privilege by having that discussion in public where anyone could hear it. If this woman has a private attorney that is looking into a lawsuit, and you find out about it, you should absolutely call up that attorney and let him know about that phone

“Boswell then approached the second maid and grabbed her shoulder, but she ordered him to sit down.

Surprised people are leaving during what’s been a comedy goldmine and serious revival for many US satire shows, not only SNL.

Sure you can. Cast a black guy. Keep the script exactly as it is, including references to the character’s blonde hair, blue eyes, and general Aryan appeal. Trust the audience will be able to use their imaginations to picture the black guy as the character, not as the actor.

“I don’t care if it’s a good guy or a bad guy—I will never allow that to happen again,” Perez told reporters.

my Christian fundamentalist aunt will rant about abortion again and I’ll be compelled to respond

This isn’t a judgement or a thinly veiled “well, this is how I live my life so you should live like me.” I’m just telling you what I’m going through and maybe it absolves you. Maybe it doesn’t. Hopefully it helps someone.

Sweet! May I ask you to haul this post out of the greys, because it is a Resistance Thread!

Good news everyone! I finally got banned from commenting on Breitbart yesterday after a couple months of perusing. Guess I triggered enough snowflakes over there. If anyone was wondering, trolling on Breitbart basically just ends up like this:

With Mother’s Day coming up tomorrow, I just wanted to share the story of when I was eight and my mom threw a can of creamed corn at me in a grocery store. In her defense, she did yell “Here, catch!” as the corn was halfway through its trajectory; just in time for me to look up, ensuring it hit me square in the face.

I feel as though we have been living the plot of some dramatic film for the last few weeks. But all this is true.

It’s truly sick the way he can’t leave Rosie O’Donnell alone. I don’t even care for her particularly, but he makes it a point to go after her on a regular basis. It’s what an abuser does to ensure their victim never feels completely safe, it’s horrifying.

I’m going to hypothesize for a moment (based on nothing) that Trump has done all this to protect someone. Now the only person he really cares about is himself, but I don’t actually think Trump was involved with the Russians because that involves having done work....which leads me to the other person Trump cares

Rachel Maddow had some sage advice about the Trump administration. Whenever possible treat them like a silent movie and watch what they do, not what they say. Because they lie, constantly. It’s what they do that matters. And what they did was try to obstruct justice by throwing a road block in front of the Russia