At least we have a President-Elect who’s a real wiz....

Can it happen when he is driving around Pence, McConnell and Ryan?

Perhaps he could lend his commentary to the over 8,000 murders that African Americans inflicted on one another in 2015

Dear Officer Asswipe:

Maybe more of those good cops should shut down the bad ones instead of looking the other way. Seems like this whole thing would be over in ten minutes if the numbers are like you say.

Here, let’s do this again and bold the part where he’s playing the victim:

Right. They also point out the amount of police assaulted and killed - which is undeniably awful - but the key difference isn’t that it happens; it’s that in the aftermath, one group has to fight scratch and claw to maaaaaybe get someone charged to face justice (which, almost always means an acquittal anyway,)…

To be fair, the union boss did say that killing people is very emotional for a lot of cops, some never have the heart to kill again.

It is unfair to take on that responsibility... says people whose sole job it is to be the responsible party.

The law enforcement community cannot be continuously blamed for all of society’s problems, including racial divide, in our country.

The law enforcement community cannot be continuously blamed for all of society’s problems, including racial divide, in our country.

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

The mass-market pandering via memorable music nostalgia was painful to endure. It was an incredibly transparent attempt at injecting “fun” into each and every scene, but not even being high off my balls made me stop staring at my watch, wondering when I could get home and decimate a box of Cheerios.

I’m hoping she just needs to eat a Snickers.

So instead of making it rain, we’d make it hail instead?

I’m against the penny, but I totally disagree on this one. Coins are heavy and make noise; a paper bill is virtually weightless and silent. I would much rather have 1 dollar bills than 1 dollar coins.

Hop on the penniless train, friends. It’s been working swell up here in Canadia. Plus now it’s like finding treasure when you come across one.

Does this mean there won’t be a sequel?