Right? That would’ve really come in handy. I’d like to know what exactly I can do to become unrapeable so I can do every single one of those things. Is there like a force field I can get for that?

I whole-heartedly agree. COALITION OF THE BENCH WARRANTS UNITE.

I read that article and was like FUCK YEAH EQUALITY. And then I read your comment. THE COUNTERPOINT WINS.

I constantly try to go Dutch or alternate, like okay you got this one, I get the next one. It’s kind of obnoxious when guys refuse. It makes me kind of uncomfortable. Like, I wouldn’t be offering if I didn’t genuinely want to pay for my share of things. I’m a strong, independent woman, let me be a strong independent…

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Except Data doesn’t scare the everloving shit out of me.

THIS. THIS SO HARD. My damn Prozac makes it so hard sometimes. I miss wanting to have sex more than I miss actual sex.

Spinach, julienned red bell peppers, halved cherry tomatoes, sugar snap peas, avocado, goat cheese, and champagne pear vinaigrette.

See, you’re still missing the point of feminism. There is no place in feminism for talking about men’s rights. Or fictional “social power” that women apparently have that “dominates men.” When you bring that kind of bullshit, for lack of a better word, into the conversation, it distracts from the purpose of feminism -…

Yeah, that one asshat’s argument about our children being harassed by adults doesn’t add up when you consider this. Sorry dads, you can’t take your female toddler into the men’s room with you, or she will surely be attacked and/or sexually assault. Like, there’s literally no logic behind those arguments. But the sad…

You never said MRA but you are parroting MRA logic, rhetoric, and values. The “complexities” you’ve been referring to are complete fiction, and all boil down to, “WAH what about men? Where’s our power???” and “What are you talking about?? Women actually have ALL the power, and men are powerless!” Stop acting like men…

Actually, according to studies across the globe, women are more likely to be assaulted, sexually assaulted or raped, or killed by a man they know.

Oh yeah, I would no question about it. When he speaks, my brain gets angry, but dammit if my body isn’t extremely attracted to his body.

Many children discover their sexual orientation and/or gender identification at ages as young as 4 years old. Children are very attuned to gendered behavior and sexuality (not in the way adults are, mind you, they don’t typically want to bone anyone), and they often feel and are aware of feeling differently about boys…

If I’m being completely honest, I’m not super proud to be an American. I’m mostly disappointed. I realize we’ve made great strides this year (and in the past 50 or so years) in the civil rights realm, but frankly, every time we get a civil rights “win,” I’m over here like, “okay, yeah, that’s great and all, but…

It’s like, “Hey thanks for fighting for our country, human garbage! Oh, what’s that? You suffer from serious, life altering, and in some cases completely debilitating mental health condition, requiring lifelong treatment and rehabilitation as a direct result of your military service? Gee, that sounds really tough. You…

Honestly, I don’t have anything against pea filled gauc, but I do not believe that anyone should have the right to make or eat said guac. The fact is, the Constitution does not explicitly confer a right to eat non-traditional pea-filled guacamole. And I should not have to live in a world oppressed by pea-guac-eating…

Thank god I’m not the only one. What can I say? I love a good manufactured boy band that can shower my life with catchy, adorable, sweet with fervent PG/PG13 rated gusto. They’re just so damn cute, I can’t not love them. They are just the sweetest little munchkins filled with joy and joyness. And their voices are…

FINALLY. If it’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a president who doesn’t look like a stale cheeto.

Same here! I really connected with Louise in that episode because I do have a 12 year old’s taste in music, and I am constantly saying that the human cupcakes that are One Direction are the reason that faces were invented. The folks at Madame Tussauds said that the most difficult wax statue they’ve had to make is of…