"If he expects you to treat his penis like a lime popsicle at an August outdoor wedding, while he approaches your vagina like it's a pile of wet dog shit he has to dig through to find his car keys, I'm guessing this isn't going to work."

I love this. Thanks Lindy, for crafting this sentence.

Hi DJRD, sorry if I made it seem that you thought hygiene was out the window - that point was referring to other more caustic posts I have read on the issue. However, the examples you cite - is your stance that raw milk should be banned entirely or just regulated more closely? It seems that you could test for bacteria…

The raw milk producers that I know of follow a strict code of hygiene in order to get the milk. Part of that is cleaning the udders just before milking. Everybody seems to think that just because pasteurization is off-limits that hygiene has completely gone out the window. From what I have read, this is a non-issue…

I'd would love feedback on this. When trying to do the right thing, it seems like there's sometimes conflict between what is acceptable and what is amusing. In a similar vein, it was common to say "You are the balls" to show praise to someone. Soon after, I heard friends say "You are the tits", presumably to make this…

Unfortunately the original sites are down so you don't get the full effect but:

Wait - are you referring to the Icy Hot Stuntaz? At least that's what I seem to remember their names as...

Wow - then you are shooting for serious minimalism.

I'm guessing you meant to write "Metal ones", but y, you do have to be conscious of that. I have a couple cards (not credit) that I use on the outside to prevent any of the others from getting mulched. But some posters were just saying that a rubber band is probably not great for the strips either...

ok, I'm curious why you didn't consider a money clip. Same basic concept except yours is DIY.

I use a money clip. It's perfect for a few credit cars, like license, health insurance card and company ID. When forced to carry cash, I wrap all that in a few bills. In the wallet that I used to use, I store all the stuff that would go in a wallet, but I rarely ever use - membership cards, gift cards, etc etc. I…

agreed. love the deads.

Sadly, I was thinking "What about..." but then you had the courtesy to continue and specify. Thanks

Hey look - a woman warrior in plenty of armor (no Red Sonja), except no helmet...the artist couldn't bear to cover up those locks!

ok, regarding that excerpt provided to show that Chip has issues with women, I see a description of a cultural shift that men didn't handle very well. It seems like more of criticism of men's perspective at the time rather than misogyny. Linking this shift to breast cancer is a stretch but there have been plenty of…

5ks are pretty minimal but I also did a double-take on the 1am thing. Let's hope he's just talking about the weekends or he meant "1am at the latest". Sleep is uber-important.

I've never failed with a rubberband around the rim but I guess another trick can't hurt

I have a friend, who if he's on the train when I call him, will simply say "TRAIN" into the phone and hang up. It's his way of letting me know he got the call and he'll be available as soon as he gets on the platform. I guess he could text me but I'm usually in the car and we do a lot of other stupid phone pranks to…

I jailbroke my iphone 3g, took out the sim card, installed an app that locks down the settings and various apps and gave it to my kids to play games.

Ok, I know guys that are very straight on the Kinsey scale that like it. Sounds like you haven't heard much about prostrate stimulation. I'd rather chew an aluminum can but looks like there are plenty of comments here that back up what I'm saying.

So it's not possible to be a male feminist without being an insecure, judgmental, plotting weasel?