Yes, because failsons of successful men never get opportunity after opportunity despite failing every time.

That Pibb guy, on the other hand, was just some wanker off the street.

“Vandegrift High School” come on this cannot be real

Quitting like this at 23 years old is so Millennial, Falcon.

Victim-less? Hmmm, I guess. Aside from the groups she specifically victimized with her meat-headed screeching (Asians, Mexicans, Jews, those with very publicly acknowledged mental health concerns...), you’re right. No victims, just the pure Light of Christ shining Truth upon the world.

Praise be! Hallelujah white, blue-eyed Jesus, who I know loves our flag and our troops as much as I do!

A big part of the expansion of Evangelism came from Southerners setting up their own schools because they didn’t accept the end of segregation.

Way, way less credible since the guy that’s made Dr. Pepper was a pharmacist.  

The issue is when they start congregating in centers of power, like DC.

She went to “Vandegrift High School.” It’s right there on the tin.

Liberty University is about as credible a university as Dr. Pepper is being an actual doctor.

RT if Jesus Christ is your lord and savior!

And one more:

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

I saw this headline and honestly thought this was some new rapper getting reported on for stealing a watch. So confused until I understood that OGC Nice was a football team, lol. 

There is a reason he is stuck down in the 4th division. A true Serie A manager knows how to deflect and skirt around an apology with some grace. 

“I have never thought that thing I said” is pretty impressive by the admittedly already high standard of bullshit to say in insincere apologies. 

The Lions in that “aww lookit this adorable scrappy team” category that will make some noise and stay in games but ulimately yes, they will find ways to “return to their normal state of being the Lions.”  Good point.

I believe it’s one of Newton’s laws that the Lions will always return to their normal state of being the Lions no matter how competent they may seem for a short time.