The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

They worship gas station food.

When you tip that kind of hat you are legally required to say, “ Ma’am.”

This makes him look like a goddamned serial killer

Also, Giordano’s near Disney World provides a nice break from Mouse overload. Just outside park grounds, pretty good pizza, beer in pitchers. First time I found them, I was so happy. Almost as happy as when my kid outgrew Disney. 

I have legitimately never been at a club on Rush St. If that means I have to give up my “Chicagoan” card, I’m OK with that.

Einhorn is Nagy? Nagy is Einhorn?

Inside Matt Nagy’s recurring dream:

Jeff Hitler feels your pain 

“Why are people giving me, Derrick Trump, dirty looks? 4/5 is my birthday... so this custom jersey makes sense...”

Who are we? The Wildcats! Who are we going to beat? The Wildcats!

That’s fair. As well as Seattle being well known for its dragons...

HE HATE TEAMS

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

I wonder how well the Seattle Cobains could run a shotgun formation

As a Lions fan I am forced to similarly point out that the Texans have won one playoff game in seventeen years. The Lions last playoff win came ten years before the Texans were born.

As a Lion’s fan I envy the Texans identity as a perennial first round playoff knockout team.

The official Republican platform (gop.com/platform/we-the-people):

Trying to play devil’s advocate, would you like it if veiled conservative mantras (that nobody opposes in their literal meaning but that clearly mean something else) were banned like “Blue/All lives matter” (AKA black lives dont matter), “GOD bless America” (AKA we’re a Christian country), “Support our troops” (AKA…

actually, Russ stated in an interview he voted for Hillary. He also moved his North Carolina wedding out of the state because of the “Bathroom Bill.”