Also he saved more in the taxes he helped lower and his fight against healthcare then he ever “gave back” in charity.

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

Reminds me of this classic obituary that made the rounds a few years ago.

They worship gas station food.

I mean so did Hitler, and Stalin, and many others. 

When you tip that kind of hat you are legally required to say, “ Ma’am.”

The other reply to your comment is some top notch bootlicking.

And let me add, I hate when people say don’t speak ill of the dead. If someone was a piece of shit their whole life, then you are allowed to say it when they are dead too. 

He was a horrible man and I’m glad he’s dead. 

This makes him look like a goddamned serial killer

Man. Fuck that guy and all the other rich asshats who’ve put money over our planet. 

Also, Giordano’s near Disney World provides a nice break from Mouse overload. Just outside park grounds, pretty good pizza, beer in pitchers. First time I found them, I was so happy. Almost as happy as when my kid outgrew Disney. 

I have legitimately never been at a club on Rush St. If that means I have to give up my “Chicagoan” card, I’m OK with that.

Einhorn is Nagy? Nagy is Einhorn?

Inside Matt Nagy’s recurring dream:

Jeff Hitler feels your pain 

“Why are people giving me, Derrick Trump, dirty looks? 4/5 is my birthday... so this custom jersey makes sense...”

Who are we? The Wildcats! Who are we going to beat? The Wildcats!

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

I wonder how well the Seattle Cobains could run a shotgun formation