Yup. Heard this same take today from some utter asshole (remarkably, not one of the hosts) on... TA-DAAAA... WEEI from Boston. “Why would anyone support these people who are so unpatriotic that they criticize our President and dishonor our country?” I wanted to break my self-imposed ban on arguing with nitwits and…

IF THE MOON WERE MADE OF RIBS WOULD YOU EAT IT!? It’s a simple question, Norm! Just say yes, and we’ll move on!

2006 Carolina Hurricanes nod their head sadly.

“I’m an athlete.” No, you’re a fucking pig. King of the Hill had competitive eating sized up correctly fifteen years ago. It’s a sideshow.

I think that’s the biggest issue. If Trump can tell himself that he could fuck any of the women that orbit into his circle, then they are welcome. Rapinoe plays on the other team, bursting Trump’s tiny mushroom-shaped bubble. Once the limelight is off, just wait for Trump’s tweets describing her as “disgusting” and/or…

Trump probably thinks the Golden Boot is a sex move where you get peed on while somebody’s kicking you.

How dare they behave more like the men! The women should act like ladies!

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

For what it’s worth, she’s now my all time favorite follow on Twitter. Just a fabulous feed.

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

As they say in Belfast…

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Yep. It was somehow fine to question his legitimacy and racially insult his wife and children. Oh, and oppose everything he did.

Coincidently, “Wah Wah Wah” is also the fevered battlecry of the American Conservative Movement for the past 30 years or so, so I guess maybe Trump and the royals have more in common than initially reported.

4. Mrs. Dash

There should be a short dash and a long dash

What’s The Best Time To Wake Up?