30 for 30: The AAF: Chuck Ebersol’s Thwarted Dream, Produced by Chuck Ebersol

You’re drunk at a random bar in Anywhere, USA. What’s the most interesting thing you find in the bar bathroom?

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

He’s sponsored by Ginsu. Apparently they can cut right to the bone.

I saw this morning that he’s already got 500k followers. I just can’t understand the appeal of at best following a washed up, misogynist, wife beating, violent felon. And at worst following a guy who brutally murdered 2 people and got away with on top of the other stuff!

The’ real killers’ are probably on twitter, he’ll find them.

“[Twitter] should be a lot of fun. I’ve got a little getting even to do. So God bless, take care.”

It is hard to treat someone like be a pariah when everyone insists on paying attention to the pariah.

That tweet needs a Jim Ross play-by-play

That’s not even from the top rope; that’s from the top of the steel cage. Damn. 

Well after Obama showed up at Game 1 in Toronto ...

Good point. I’m pretty my resume of “I’m not Ernie Grunfeld” would make me a strong candidate over, say, Ernie Grunfeld.

(sorry, Albert)

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this supposed “Timofey Mozgov” was actually one of the criminals on Carmen Sandiego, nice try buddy.

Can I piggyback on this and say I hate it when people do this about the Rockets’ championships in the 90s? “They only won because MJ was off playing baseball.” My reminder that MJ was back for the second half of the 94/95 season (averaging 31.5 ppg in the playoffs) makes no difference. Ugh, makes me wanna punch people.

C’mon. Asking Golden State fans to remember anything back more than 18 mos. ago is completely unfair. Besides, you made up like half of those supposed Cleveland Cavs. 

I worked at a hotel in KC during the same time frame. Security had to escort a Cards player from the pool deck for fucking hookers after hours.  It wasn’t clear if the conduct was ok had it been done during regular pool hours or not.

“Is that some kind of crime or something??”
- Robert Kraft

When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.

—a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso—complete with vagina and anus—to bring with him on road trips— 

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”