who is that? Weeden? Osweiller? Cassel? Or the guy whose lack of performance was due to his shoulder falling apart and having to be repaired? 

funniest thing I ever heard in a rec softball league I played in:

I regret that have only one star to give. 

“Mr. Irsay, should I get your AJ McCarron’s number?’

at least Spokane is near great golf, skiing and has a solid brewery scene. Indianapolis has, umm....

It’s not like he’s taken his team to 2 NFC title games and a Super Bowl. No, let’s sign Brandon Weeden or Brock Osweiller instead. They jerk off to the flag.

I’d put them second in their own building, whatever the hell it’s called these days, considering LAG have Zlatan.

“Becoming A Less Relevant Franchise Than Tennessee and Jacksonville: A How To Guide: by Dean Spanos.” Coming to a bookstore near you.

I go to a lot of Timbers games and enjoy watching good soccer on TV, but some soccer fans try too hard. A few years ago I was in a bar and the dude next to me was telling buddy “soccer is the next big American sport. It’s going to blow up in the next 10 years.” I turned to him and said “I’ve been hearing that since…

Note: I’ve actually seen a coworker do this:

I met him once; was introduced by a D1 coach who was a mutual friend. Gottleib was a total dick to me then bailed on us to chase college dance team members. Fuck that guy with a stolen credit card. 

I legit forgot that he’s in charge of the nukes. At least Navient won’t be able to track me down in a post-apocalyptic hellscape *small voice* right??

I usually take a couple of CBD/THC gummies before a red eye or long flight. If I were in this guys position I’d take the whole fucking container and come to 3 days later.

I thought I’d do a cool thing for my wife and make chicken fried steak. It turned out I grabbed powered sugar instead of flour (they look the same in the glass continues my wife put them in) and was totally perplexed when the coating kept coming off. I still ate it.

you must be mistaken. I said “mediocre,”not shit. 

yep. This line from his email is gold:

the same franchise that just signed a mediocre AAF QB who learned how to play QB from watching YouTube!

but as long as minorities are worse off and their reps are praisin’ Jaysus these idiots don’t care that their state is dying. 

I’ve seen that one. I guess it was The Fonz or Squiggy. They made they right choice.