we had Stuckey’s in Michigan when I was a kid but they had all closed down. You just had a giant blue roof off an exit, you start dreaming of pecan rolls and the place is desolate. 

at the start of the 2015-16 season my wife and I decided to chose EPL teams since we life on the west coast and games were on when we got up. My wife chose Leicester as her team because she loves foxes. I tried to talk her out of it since they were almost relegated the season before. Then they win the whole damn thing.

I’d concur, but Ivanka isn’t a WWE diva (just a diva in general). 

I’m actually kind of on her side too, if the parents aren’t doing anything about it. I sat in front of a couple with a screaming baby for the entire JFK to Madrid flight. They refused to do anything to calm the kid down. I was going to turn around and tell them they were the worst parents in the world, then I heard…

she and her entire family are more useless than Simmons beyond the three point arc. 

this guy took it to another level.

that is awesome.

I’d get to the train stations early, use the rest of my local money on food and beer (since this was before the Euro) and make sure I wasn’t going to miss the damn train.

my family drove from Michigan to Florida in 1990 (as was a rite of passage for every Michigan kid since there’s where our grandparents moved to). We drove sun up to close to sundown. We had to go in to hotels as ask “do you have any rooms available.” If not we’d ask them if they would call other hotels in the area…

I went from Portugal to Austria using Let’s Go Europe in 1997. I just figured out the bus and train schedules and away I went. 

Sun Sphere, Sun Sphere, Sun Sphere!

I had a doucebag law school classmate who would wear his sunglasses on the back of his head, not for comfort, but so he wouldn’t mess up his hair.

you know Tom wouldn’t have backed down.

my mom made the comment “now we can say whatever we want to” after Trump was elected and I asked her “what it is you want to say?” She didn’t give me a straight answer.

Collins has had issues with setting moving screens, but I feel like now the officials are just assuming any screen he sets will be an illegal moving screen and are calling it before it happens.

back when Jim Edmonds played for Cardinals his walk-up music was some Christian Rock song. 

as a Blazers fan the part of that whole incident that made me most frustrated was the official explaining to the announcers that Jokic shoved Kanter into the Denver player so that meant no flagrant on Kanter, just a double technical. Uh, you just admitted there was an illegal shove by Jokic, shouldn’t that lead to a…

for right wingers, “PC run amok” is just another way of saying “we can’t say the N-word and other racial, ethnic and sexist slurs in public without consequence anymore.”

Give me a good name like Seven or Soda.

correction: “white parents of the 00's.”