That poster is awesome, Steve Rude is really underrated as an artist.

But you have to admit it’s a really good line.

See also: Daniel Craig’s miraculous return to the Bond series after saying he’d rather slit his wrists with shards of glass than play the character again.

What drama? The biggest controversy of his career was him doing a stupid TV special that also raised 2.5 million for charity. Second biggest is a tie between his hairline and Delonte West fucking his mom. He’s had zero drug issues, no extramarital affairs or bastard children, doesn’t get in fights, doesn’t rape…

Buress should have responded by nailing 95 of his best jokes to the theater door.

“...Cap’s beard, Black Widow...”

40 percent from the floor and 37 percent from beyond the Arc is easy to replace? NBA GM’s aren’t running their teams with an Xbox controller.

No?

-was the victim seriously burned and rushed to the hospital - not funny

Im pretty sure physics is math, so it all checks out.

How are they supposed to fit in Grown-ish coverage?

Well seeing as how 4 of the Star Wars movies were directed by the SAME white man and it was his creation.... this article’s premise is so irrelevant as to pass right by being irritating right to being laughable.

Exactly. You have to listen to the things Quincy DOESN’T say...

“I resign as HC of IC”

One of the things I really like about Romo in the booth is that he says what he’s thinking. I feel like if he’d been calling the game, you’d have gotten, “Now, Al, c’mon. HOW IS THAT ANYTHING OTHER THAN A CATCH?” And he would have been right.

A duder of mine once said it best about Mike Love: “When you’re the least sympathetic figure in a saga that includes Phil Spector, Murry Wilson, and Charlie Manson, you really ought to consider the possibility that you might have screwed up some things along the way.”

Ryan’s got an excuse, at least. There’s no time to learn about football when all you do is get laid.

True story I first read this as Mel Brooks and imagined a much more awesome movie than the one that is likely to be made.

I’ll bite. George Herbert Walker Bush wasn’t as bad as he looked “on Paper”. I’m not saying he was a good president by any means, it’s just that he had the resume of someone like “Commander Ripper” from the movie Dr. Strangelove.

This is the correct thing for him to do. Whether or not he’s guilty of what he was accused of (and, let’s face it, he more than likely is guilty), there is literally nothing to be gained by him showing up and it would distract from the people who should be getting the attention. (Memo to James Franco: this applies to…