Ugh, no. I can't believe how little I cared about Eggers' characters and how little this book stuck with me.

As long as we're all ignoring the rules and writing in our favourite pre-2010 fictional presidents, I'm voting for President Dave Kovic. (bonus points for FLOTUS Sigourney Weaver)

"Oh my God, Framboise! Remember her?"

"lots of nervous energy"

Brian Dunkleman will be watching tonight's episode cradling his autographed photo of Ray Combs.

He did outlive Pavin's glorious moustache

"cure pancreatic cancer with an all-fruit diet… ask me how!"

Outlived both Haim and Monteith

I thought he died. Legitimately.

You might be right as to why they thought that, but I still think it was the wrong approach. Setting the table, introducing the characters, slowly building to a stunning climax makes for a great novel but its a terrible trial strategy. (at least according to my crim pro professor a generation ago)

"a discovered lump of Kryptonite"

One thing I've always wondered: why did the prosecution put Fung on the stand so late in their case?

"Maybe it’s because Schwimmer isn’t exactly the best actor in the ensemble cast"

As far as Law and Orders ratings stunts goes, I'd have to go with the episode where the gang watches an execution, Curtis bangs a young Jennifer Garner, Briscoe falls off the wagon, and Claire gets killed by a drunk driver.

The next Colonel Sanders?

I know Discovery Channel Canada has a slightly different lineup, but we still get Mayday here.

Kari, Scottie and Jessie. Yes.

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness

You can't snort coke off an mp3

You're not from the military are you? Trying to teach whales to retrieve torpedoes or some dipshit stuff like that?