My current autoplay is Aaron Burr, Sir.

Wait a second, it took this guy ELEVEN YEARS to figure out what most of the rest of us figured out in real time while watching the movie.

Neil Peart. Pretty much any mid-70s Rush song (YYZ, La Villa Strangiato, 2112)

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

It just doesn't matter

Afternoon Delight by the Starland Vocal Band. No fucking contest.

The first movie was fine, other than the fact that it was exactly the same movie as Doc Hollywood.

You missed out on some good TV

Ow, you fat penguin!

If we're talking Clapton's Unplugged, the guitar solo in the middle of Wonderful Tonight (another dreadful song) is kick-ass.

Does Grand Funk count?

“And he kissed my mama’s face / And he BRUSHED her tears away.”

Easy to pick one. Heartache Tonight.

I think Pokemon Go is still pretty popular - I still see lots of people outside playing it. Its just not front page news anymore.

I can has doggo?

Safety.

The rabbit is not dead, it was re-accommodated to a different plane of existence.

Harry Morgan played the judge in Inherit the Wind. I'd never noticed that before.

Murakami's next novel will consist entirely of a lonely single man sitting in a sparsely furnished apartment eating takeout, watching an ordinary girl in a nearby apartment go about her business, while listening to a 3350 track Spotify playlist. Then he will go outside.

I loved IQ84 and Norwegian Wood.