The most difficult challenge of all: go out in public wearing a sweatshirt through which neither their nipples nor their biceps are visible.

Three communications to get the story right is still two better than Spicer managed today.

Somewhat related - one of my favourite websites, "Used to be a Pizza Hut"

This had to happen.

I was terrified of clowns before it was cool

I literally do not give a fuck what real life clowns think about anything. Not one fuck.

Barry marry Garry.
Barry & Garry marry.
Barry & Garry? Married?

I know its April Fools, but its an authentic tweet from the PM.

That's awesome. But can it set a tweet on fire?

"The ability of the courts to charge the president in criminal cases, meanwhile, has never
been in dispute."

You know what, my first thought for this article was Goodfellas, but I applied that same logic and said "nah, that's a movie about the 80s".

Y'all spelled "The Silence of the Lambs" wrong

Neil Young's song from the same movie is (IMO) the better song.

The analogy needed more Bob Loblaw.

Charles Barkley is definitely a guy that would have benefited from Tinder.

Meanwhile, over on Jeopardy, Alex is mocking a contestant who got Schuyler Colfax and Henry Wilson mixed up.

Can we start with Bill Simmons?

So basically a Cylon Raider.

Yes. And on rare occasions Kay Howard's identical twin sister Carrie.

What a shame. This is going to limit his future job opportunities to President, Best Actor or Jello spokesman.