I can't remember the difference between Olympus has Fallen and White House Down. They could have made this movie with Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum and I don't think anyone would have noticed.

His work with Neil LaBute is the best stuff he's done

It appears to be self-aware

I loved him in Northern Exposure and he's an amazing Barry Scheck in American Crime Story. He does seem to have gone off the rails, though.

Ranking the family feud hosts:

The entire Steve Harvey era summed up in a cartoon: http://imgur.com/gallery/uj…

Tanagra was a quiet little planet. Darmok and Jalad had no idea that it would soon be the setting for ….. murder…

The sequel was 50% brainwashing and 50% braineating.

Sorry for the convenience

This sucks. Now I'm going to have to focus all my energies on winning the big prize on Definition and Headline Hunters.

Bayliss & Pembleton. Brooklyn Nine Nine gives me hope that it still might happen.

What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

Only if they're both named Jane

Isn't he also going to tell us which of these scripts pass the Bechdel Test?

If they do a shitty remake, is Roark played by Benedict Cumberbatch?

The biggest problem I had with Superman was that there never seemed to be any real jeopardy or risk.

You left out 8-tracks

TELL DA TROOF!

You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

Great article. I've been a huge fan of Alton Brown's since he told me to throw out my fire extinguisher.