What if you used a Vegetti to make fajitas?

Dammit. Exposed for the pop culture imposter that I am.

I'm sorry. I was trying to make a joke based entirely on your username.

Is this the part where someone explains the joke to you and you say "never mind"?

The alien sketch was as funny as anything I've seen on SNL. "full porky pig" "coot coot and prune chute" "I think that one was a lookout". That was full-on hilarious and I don't blame anyone for breaking in that one.

Doc Cottle is a Canadian icon. We're all humming the Danger Bay theme right now.

More people have Bill Murray stickers on the back of their Subarus than have seen Meatballs

I agree completely. But one of the problems of Enterprise was that they were so far up their own asses with "continuity" it became almost impossible to introduce elements from TOS/TNG/DS9 without a ridiculous explanation as to why we were meeting these people in Enterprise but then they were brand-new to humanity in…

I could get behind a Trelane plot as long as the Q is tied in somehow.

Can we assume that in the alternate reality somebody else found the Botany Bay and did something shitty to Khan that fueled his insane rage?

Also, Khan wasn't even the main VILLAIN of the movie, Robocop was.

Either you already knew who Khan was, or you didn't.
If you already knew who Khan was, then you saw the twist coming a month before the movie came out.
If you didn't already know who Khan was, then the movie didn't actually tell you anything other than his name. You needed to pause the movie, go watch Space Seed and…

Can we get these guys to lick a thousand discount envelopes to see if they die?

My favourite part was at the end when she screamed at the kid to "get a life" and move out of his parents' basement.

Young Louis CK looks like a young Bradley Whitford

So… Harold and Kumar?

Don't believe his lies

I just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter.

Or just rewatch Body Double?

by "failed transsexual" I was trying to shorthand the whole discussion that took place about him trying to get reassignment surgery, not being accepted, meeting Raspail, and the fact that they ultimately found his name through Johns Hopkins. The point is the same - that his pathology is explored and not at all a…