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I like to imagine that his parents played In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida as he slowly went mad

"There is no one factor, no “aha!” pathology that explains…Buffalo Bill in The Silence Of The Lambs"

"And all the kids cheered! But I didn’t cheer. I stood right up and started shouting. This isn’t what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn’t fair! He didn’t get out of the cockadoodie car!"

Some good episodes, some bad episodes. It happens.

Or so the Germans would have you believe

He's half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli

A friend recommended Mystery Show to me. I thought it sounded stupid, I listened to the Jake Gyllenhaal episode first, and I was absolutely hooked.

Foreword by Anthony Weiner?

Tusk is Rumours on cocaine.

Hate on this song if you want, but you know the second it comes on the car radio you're (a) drumming on the steering wheel and (b) ripping around your neighbourhood like Crockett and Tubbs racing around Miami.

The Intern is to The Internship as White House Down is to Olympus Has Fallen

Among the cultural detritus of this movie: a variety of "rugby players eat their dead" mugs, t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.

In Die Hard 2, at the very end on the runway, Holly McClane:
"John, why does this keep happening to us???"

I didn't watch this. Did he make the "poon handler" joke?

I haven't watched this show in a while. Is Mellie taking showers again or are they still making Smelly Mellie jokes?

This game is great.

Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney?

Ralphie Cifaretto on the Sopranos. Some great storylines (Tracee, Ginny, Pie-o-My) culminating with a head in a bag, all delivered with terrific acting.

My friends don't trust me anymore. And I feel stupid quoting the SVU bit. But I'll get through this.

Lots of shows were flops but this one was worse: it embarrassed us. Those of us who loved his standup and laughed ourselves stupid watching New in Town and told our friends "this Mulaney guy is hilarious, he writes Stefon, his bit on SVU is the funniest thing ever, you have to watch this show when it comes out",