And that rhymes with B and that presumably stands for ‘beer’.

Hey...Ted! Hey, Ted! Where the hell is the corkscrew?

With a capital D.

Jason Lives is my favorite. Just the right amount of gruesomeness mixed with camp. I’m told the actor for Jason in that one played him at a dinner theater show, and that’s exactly what the movie feels like.

As the famous tweet says, “Peterson looks like the guy who steals blood from the blood-bank for Dracula.”

I like your rankings. My only switch up in your top four: I’d put Part 2 in the top spot. It is, I think, the scariest of the bunch. A true, straight up, scary slasher flick. The shrine to his mom is pure nightmare fuel. And the jump scares are terrific.

I saw this description elsewhere on the interwebs but it described him as: “Looking like one of Dracula’s henchmen that gets sent to the hospital to steal blood” and it’s 100% accurate.

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.

How you gonna start some Twitter shit and get mad ‘cause you got Twitter-sharted?

“I am a big believer of giving series that have had a long run an appropriate send-off.”

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.  If you’re not personally interested, move along!  No one is coming to your house to force you to love a certain way, except for conservatives.  What a boring world we would live in if everyone enjoyed exactly the same thing.

You seem nice, though.

Because he doesn't want to devalue his product?

I don’t understand how this would ever be worth it to enough people that it would actually cause a problem. You have to live close enough and want to go to six flags enough to make a season pass worth it and make it so that driving to the park and waiting in line to get food is somehow worth saving $10, and be someone…

He’d better use the phrase “pie hole.”

Bad Wonder Woman? Have you seen the show?

Ackles isn’t just from a “beloved genre show,” he’s from showrunner Eric Kripke first beloved genre show.

Maybe I’m just old, but in my day if someone had figured out a scheme that seemed too good to be true, they didn’t go publicizing it to the general public since that’s how you get whatever loophole you’re using closed.

There apparently is going to be a Hot Wheels movie from (sigh) J.J. Abrams. So that means there is going to be another MCU — the Mattel Cinematic Universe.

Also money.  The prospect of lots of money.