No question, but a desperate plea—please, please, please stay together.  I don't think I can face another celebrity couple breakup like Amy Poehler & Will Arnett!

You'd be correct, but why are you looking for good ideas from Hollywood?

Kiss!  Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!

Your dad used to vomit blood on you too, huh?

I've never watched Girls and I don't think I can now.  This shit sounds too recursive.  I don't want to sit on my couch to watch a third-season episode which turns out to be about me sitting on my couch to watch a show by Lena Dunham.

I once asked a co-worker this.  She seemed to think "That's the name of the brand!" was a fully viable answer that needed no follow-up explanation, and that I was weird for suggesting it was a little strange.

Sort of… she'll do voicework for the rebooted Look Who's Talking franchise in a couple of years.

redrum

Nobody knows what it's like to be the Batman, to be the sad man, behind masked eyes.

This just lends credence to my theory that Denver sits atop some unspeakable evil from aeons past.  Admittedly this was not a theory I had come up with until I saw pictures of the weird-ass murals at Denver International, but still.  Credence lent.

"The ghosts in Auditorium 8 make it really hard to concentrate on the movie, and the floor is always sticky from the ectoplasm."

Yeah, that really weirds me out. I actually kinda refuse to believe that's true no matter what evidence might be placed before me.

The iceberg hit the Titanic, the Titanic started listing, it began sinking, it was submerged… and with this, the iceberg began to jump up and down on the Titanic, shrieking "You like this, bitch?  You like this?"

Rebekah Does Riyadh

Instead of pizza, delivery boys bring halal kebab.

I think "Working" was a really underrated show, Mr. Savage.

Awww, but I wanted my news to be presented in Fold-In style.

I didn't notice it until the writers all clapped themselves on the back for it during an episode commentary.

I'll probably lobe it off on my folks, see what they think of it.

I enjoyed R+J, but only because I got my first kiss on the drive home.  That's probably not going to happen after Gatsby.  Pass!