"One: Gatsby should have access to a distillery.  Two, whenever Gatsby's not in the scene, all the other characters should be asking, 'Where's Gatsby?'"

Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, @avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus.

American Jazz Age Was Not A Hip-Hop Opera.  It Was This Side Of Paradise.  My Ancestors Are Flappers. Dancing The Charleston. I Will Honor Them.

Stanley and his family, including a new son that's never been referenced, move to Cleveland to start a new life and have wacky adventures as a scout for minor league baseball!  We'll call it The Cleveland Show.

As a father, let me say: congratulations on your horrible mistake.

…may God have mercy on us all.

Rights issues are unclear; supposedly Beatty would like to do something with the property but the Chicago Tribune (I think?) maintains that they hold some or all of the rights.

I loved this quote for years, thought it was a great look at Hellion Ned.  It took me a very long time to realize he gets cut off before he can say "Dickface."  Now I love it even more.

What if you have a strong dislike for Diddy but you think Ma$e has an infectious smile?

What if you have a strong dislike for Diddy but you think Ma$e has an infectious smile?

Bah. The Equalizer theme is the best piece of music any of these three ever wrote.

Bah. The Equalizer theme is the best piece of music any of these three ever wrote.

Amen.

Amen.

After buying the love of our friends and families, we can't afford our medication.

After buying the love of our friends and families, we can't afford our medication.

The AV Club, summed up in one sentence.

The AV Club, summed up in one sentence.

Clearly, every home should have a police officer posted there to prevent such tragedies from occurring.

Clearly, every home should have a police officer posted there to prevent such tragedies from occurring.