Reading this now only makes this column better.

Same story as a Colombian-Lebanese. Had a 40% Italian prediction which has fallen to 14% as my Iberian prediction has increased. My Lebanese fiancee was 98% ME but is now 93% ME. I’m holding steady at 33% ME even though my grandmother is born of Palestinian parents and my deceased grandfather, of Syrian/Lebanese…

I heard he taught Game Theory.

It’s the best Indiana Basketball impression I’ve seen all week.

Sorry I think you’re confused. Mark Spitz is a swimmer, so he’s not the figure with the ball in his hand nor has he ever endorsed UoM

Close.

That guy with the mask got off easy.

Aaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

Dook*

+1 Hoosier who flew in from Durham for the game

How much does rutger pay you for those tickets?

I just trail off incoherently. Would rather be perceived as senile than anything else.

To whoever voiced over my grandma in this video, well done.

Wait... this Brady Hoke?

@TomCrean I think I found a job 4 u.

Rolling around boisterously while in the presence of a solider? Could this canine be anymore disrespectful to our troops/veterans/flag/MountainDew?

Mmmmmm... Pig Wings...

Should I be shocked that I’ve managed to take women to dinner without violating them? You seem to think so.

To which Ben Mcadoo raised him one USS Indianapolis.

It’s like they WANT to disrespect our flag/troops/AmericanDream/Deep-fried Oreos