+1 disgruntled freshwater economist

Doesn’t. Matter.

+1 Count of Child Endangerment

+1 fly in your white wine

Mark Bulger. The man could throw the ball with 4 broken ribs.

 Says the Illini fan...

I couldn’t agree more. Well put, Kirk.

+1 baby bear recession

I think that’s the result of permanent brain damage rather than poor coaching.

Let me ask my parents. They’ve been married for 27 years.

The great state of Indiana didn’t get mad when we realized we weren’t getting Chicago, we got even.

I almost accidently applied to that school for college.

It would be more prudent to take a standard arithmetic mean. Therefore we place half a slice of cheese on the bun and half a slice of cheese on the burger...

I’m Randy and I approve this message.

Tkm is short hand for te quiero mucho. So it’s more like see ya, I love you. Doesn’t come off the same way in english.

That reminds me of the time I shattered my hand sparring a 2 ton metal monster.

You attended *Dook?

Are you really good at soccer?

I’d blame the Garden State for tuition increases at any private school. New Jersey is well known for having too many families willing to shell out $70K+ for a year of (any quality) university.

When the Belgians left the DRC, they had failed to educate even one Congo native. The Brits relied much more on local labor even at the bureaucratic levels (which required educating natives at the university level) but Portuguese, Spanish, and French-speaking nations exploited rather than built. I do fault King…