So what you’re saying is the reason I only orgasm once is that my husband and I need to be building more blanket forts and then have blanket fort sex?

Having burritos before heading to a sex party would seem like the first mistake of the evening.

I’m pretty sure you should not be eating ANY burritos before that event!

If LW1 wants to be a saint, they could also offer to hire a sitter for the children. If Pam says no, then it’s a lot easier to disinvite without incurring any family wrath for not including her.

Except… fewer only applies to things that can be counted in whole units larger than one. And while people can (“two fewer people”), a person cannot (“one less person”). Also, I love that GIF and love that you are carrying on the good fight.

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

Always pay yourself first though. Your 70 year old self will thank you when youre still financially independent.

Whole Foods has ridiculous markup on their prices. Shopping at Trader Joe’s or MOM’s shows organic doesn’t have to cost as much as they were selling it. WF is getting their goods from the same mass produced agri-business conglomerates already in existence. WF is not paying the fruit pickers and laborers more than…

I am a Jew. I would for sure think it was really weird and it would remind me of the Juden star immediately.

The man lacks such a strong connection, so traditionally, the child, and the whole family, get the man’s surname.

Where is the research on this?

A man who’s going to bounce will do it no matter what you name the kid.

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

then you cant have sex im sry

f’en kudos, tara...that was inspired.

I am not clicking that video.

Agreed on the character death. I was legit SHOCKED that Tormund survived based on how much I didn’t want him to die. I’m so used to popular characters with plot potential getting snuffed abruptly.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Also, “he’s jumped straight to open relationship, which he feels will take pressure off of me” feels like some pretty rank gaslighting. Sounds like in about a year MVP is going to realize that her wonderful boyfriend was kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of a massive asshat.

Dear MVP,