“The saddest part about this information you’re about to read is that—when you first read this post—I bet you said to yourself: ‘Oh yeah, there was a school shooting last week.’”

As someone w long ass dry ass curly ass hair CONDITIONER IS NOT A SCAM SIR. Not even a little bit. I could give up shampoo but never ever conditioner

Dude, that’s not blown-out hair.

Her vocals sound very strong. Can’t wait to hear this live.

I didn’t say it was like Weinstein’s bullying. I said what she did is like how some people came out after those other men got exposed. There were people who said similar things to what Dunham just wrote.

Yo you kids have no fucking respect for the classics. Pay homage damn.

Who said anything about having sex? Deep Space Nine is on, I’m watching Deep Space Nine.

Don’t forget that a lot of people who work on a film are behind the scenes and don’t have the resources and can benefit from this.

Okay Future.

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.

I dang near had a heart attack.

This is so clearly Donna Brazile’s attempt to win back the Bernie-supporter part of the party after being caught giving Clinton questions prior to a debate. Even Stevie Wonder can see what she’s trying to do here.

I just want to know who the fuck loses a shoe on a roller coaster?

See, but it’s acting. Which means it is pretend. He doesn’t have a baby with that woman in real life, but if those two people procreated, the kid would be biracial. See, it’s all pretend.

Any self-respecting parent of a preschooler knows that when you’re reciting e.e. cummings, you have to change the words just a teensy bit for maximum bonding power, i.e.:
i carry your fart

I’m just here to read all about y’alls relationships

here’s why i think it isnt her:

IDKKKKK he was a pretty hot-shit-it-boy in the 90s. I bet he is exaggerating some, tho.