Did you just mansplain orgasms?

What bothers me is her stupid fucking modelesque pose. Bitch, this is not a fashion shoot. That pose was unnecessary.

I feel like the remainder of this series is just going to be the predictable fulfillment of narrative beats, the suspension or inversion of which are what made this story compelling in the first place.

I hope I’m wrong.

Deaths: Various randos that happened to be with the Band of Bros beyond the wall.

$300 for a large, high-quality coffee table book is actually not that expensive. Naomi Campbell’s book cost over £1000, there’s a Mario Testino book out at the moment which I think is about £600. There’s a Beatles book that is about the same amount.

Thanks for this unsubstantiated #wellactually post.

That video with the tuba player never ceases to be funny.

Sure! Ignore all advice from other parents. Every kid is way different.

No one is coming for Jessie Williams?

This is off topic but DAMN has anyone ever rocked a pair of glasses harder than Ali Wong?

Jordan’s response is on point:

I think he’s prepping for 2018.

I bet jumping on a trampoline while holding a jade egg in your vagina is amazing for your core.

No. He knew her as a child and helped raise her as her mother’s boyfriend. Her age was in question since she was an orphan so we only have his say-so and her estimated age to go by to believe that he waited until she was 17 or 18 to lay a finger on her. So what we have here is a teenage girl’s father figure, her…

This is the best thing I have seen all day today. She’s just done.

they found each other

I pray my toddler develops good taste in music. Mr. Pet likes Justin Beiber. THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO ME!

It takes 10 seconds to put a condom on. If they can show Issa doing the most with her ridiculously awkward sex scenes this season, they can show everyon’e sex partners strapping up. SMH.

Yeah I mean I guess it would have been easier to shoot her.

Here you go, A. Here is the only beauty tutorial you’ll ever need.