I know, right? Let’s unclutch the pearls a bit, shall we?

They shipped in like $1 million of hospital equipment and basically turned one wing of the house into a hospital.

I’m going to say there is definitely enough Carter family money to make that particular home birth perfectly safe.

How did you notice the track suit next to that ugly ass suit Shaq is wearing?

You know what? The more I see this the more I start to feel like maybe this is the look. Maybe Dwayne is on some new shit we don’t even know about yet.

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

I’m for this song because I feel like it’s a nice counter to the boy band tropes about “most girls”. So, if I were still 12 I would be all over this song and I would most definitely have a dace routine being planned out in my head.

I am a big fan of nice shoulders on men and women, and Clover, your shoulders are stunning in that dress. You absolutely should wear it a lot, even if the name is confusing and it totally looks like a maxi dress.

Someone yelled a mean, fat shaming thing at me from their car two weeks before my wedding. I was walking from the gym, in my gym clothes, to the restaurant where we were having our rehearsal dinner to confirm the menu. I cried for days. My husband was with me. I felt humiliated, as though he maybe hadn’t known that…

I loved that goddamn tray. It wasn’t even a very expensive thing, but I felt like it was one of the more grown-up things I had and it just looked so nice where I had it in the house, sitting on this pretty purple dish towel my mom wove. Somehow, I’m more mad about the tray than the fact that he stole and pawned my…

Yup. I was young and poor and didn’t have much in the way of valuables - mostly just cheap second-hand furniture, but I still get sad about my mom’s jewelry box that he destroyed. I coveted it so much when I was little, and felt so fancy when she gave it to me in high school. It was one of the precious few things…

It’s funny how that works, isn’t it? How it’s never THEIR shit that gets messed up when there is a tantrum to be thrown? I still get pissed off when I think about my beautiful lemon yellow metal tray that got bent in half during a tantrum. Mine didn’t ever break any windows, but boy howdy did we have a lot of fist…

If I saw this video and that was my husband, I would be delighted they robbed him.

Hmm. Thou seems fond of using the historically plural pronoun “you” to refer to one person. Why dost thou insist on such grammatically incorrect writing? To whom dost thou pander? Or does thou acknowledge that grammar changes over time, and maybe thou should chill the fuck out?

“What if Commander Riker were a 90s tv mom?”

Diabetes Empathy is a real thing, moreso in the black community human race. I really think this whole “body positive” “concern trolling”thing is overlooking the fact that proper diet and exercise compassion and respectful discourse is something you should strive for instead of just “being happy with yourself”…

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

this is my personal nightmare

Agreed. The cringe is gentle, mainly because Coel loves her characters and their bizarre family. Sweeter than the cringe factor of the American Office.