I’m a Kate Bush fanatic, but I prefer Maxwell’s cover too.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

No joke, every time it said “I enjoy looking at you” or whatever, I checked my webcam to make sure it hadn’t spontaneously turned on :0

I feel pretty bad for you but those kids sound like a riot so I’m sure you’re doing a good job 😄

Your kids are awesome. Reading this made me laugh so hard. I hope your penguins let you sleep, eventually.

Don’t kill me, but my 2.5 year old slept till 9:15 this morning. When we have to go to daycare, I drag him out of bed at 7:45. I fucking love that kid.

😂 My 7 year old got up this morning at 4:30 and was ready to start his day. Sometimes this happens! He slept over 8 hours and he was all set and ready to watch Flushed Away.

When I was maybe eight or nine, there was a parasite from dogs in the north of England that, if you ingested it, could turn you blind [...] That horrified me. The point is, everyone thinks it’s great to be an actor and get to kiss a bunch of beautiful actresses in films, but I actually hate it.

Totally illegal. He could get two years for it if charges are brought.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Typical liberal doubters. Of COURSE the Bowling Green massacre happened. It was masterminded by Hillary and Obama after they did Benghazi with emails and founded ISIS. George Soros paid for it with money from secret pizza human trafficking. And then there were Muslims celebrating it in New Jersey until Frederick…

I love everything about this

I think there’s a limit to how much you can call yourself an ally if you are put off by someone stating legitimate criticisms.

This isn’t whining. If you take it as whining, you are part of the problem the article is addressing.

Here’s the deal: either punching literal Nazis in the face is morally acceptable, or America has to stop jerking itself off over WWII.

“Bone spurs.”

It’s funny reading these replies from people in their 20's who think that people in their 40's secretly yearn to still go to college bars and get fucked every night.

Thandie Newton. YES. I love ERW but her acting on this show was kind of mehhhhh.

Is it a far shot for Issa to win? OMG, she is so good. Insecure is easily my new favorite show. I’ve already watched the season twice over. I feel like she might lose out to SJP or Tracee.