VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO!

Boy-si-dos! Oh my God I should tell my Catholic Priest about this! He'll buy six(#of altar boys usually in the service)

The Bentley model will be called "Get Bent!"
The Lamborghini model will be called "Rocky Mountain Oyster"
The Bugatti model will be called "I Think That's a VW Up! Dude!"

Slenderman, oh you!

MINI CLUBVAN:
Because you need deliver Chihuahuas to the grooming salon and make them shit themselves due to the Awesome Power

Porsche 911 Carrera S in yellow.

One is for the V-Tec duh

At least one of his followers will freak out because Girl Scout cookies turn girls into "Lebanese".

Flash?

I pity the foo who doesn't make this #1.

When she sees this Ford GT.

$KAY I FOUND YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can think of hundreds of better things, but at the top of that list would by my Ford.

w/e, I drove that thing back in the '90s.

Counterpoint

More like wiener truth time!

COMMENTARY OF KATAKU AND MR OWEN GOOD: I HAVE RECEIVED MEWTWO IN A WONDER TRADE IN POKÈMON X...!!!!!!

Justin Beiber hit puberty? Da fuck did that happen.

WEINER JOKES TIME!