hoontheangelsing
In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
hoontheangelsing

The one on the right looks kind of quizzical and the one on the left just has a sort of pleading expression.

F Mary Kill USA TV show edition:

Nothing's more broken than Mega-Veusaur

I think X and Y are WAY too easy regardless.

Honda Civic Si

The Arai CF1000

Awful, fucking awful

Maybe if you Get Lucky you can find one of these for sale.

Like OutKast, Jamie Foxx only wants "The Love Below"

GOD DAYUM that girl has one nice rack.

This game will be looked down upon as Gawker Media(Kotaku and Jalopnik) Cock ride for GT6 or "ZOMGZ ITS BEES BECAUSE OF THE XBOX ONES OH LOOK A SHINY MCLAREN SO IT TEH BEST EVAR" (end of b/tard XBOX hard core and these sites) Forza 5.

My Entity XF can't do any of that.

Mini: They're going to make a: CF Diesel Countryman with 230 HP and 420 lb ft of torques while banging on a wok in the middle of the NASCAR Sprint Cup singing " God Save The Queen" while farting loudly.

I didn't know it was Elephant Seal breeding season in the Northwest?

Wow. Stop posting. You became the most hated commenter on Jalopnik after Super Kiwi Zorro died.

I hate mustangs...........

That Beetle might want to make sure the guy gets tested before they get married. That's a lot of sleeping around. I mean, he might have Camry-midia or Sephia-lys or something.

I think it was in response to...