Lemme guess. When you see a Ford GT/GT40 you burst.

To quote Clarkson does it make you "Cross-eyed and Sweaty

A possible short in the Toyota Camry wiper system?!? What was it grounded to?

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento.

Well it hurts so bad even slap 2 fingers to your nuts(jimmytap) a guy will hunch over. Kicking a guy in the plums will pretty much immobilize him for 2+ hours. Getting shot in the testicles can can kill a man due to 2 two principles: Gravity and Shock

Make a new R390 and we has a deal

I want that car like JFK wanted a roof in Texas

I want Mega Octillery:

First Shiny? Shiny Golbat. I was 10 when I first encountered him? I'm like da fuck is this. I decided to keep him. I transferred to White 2 and he became "BUBBLEGUM BEAST" the shiny Crobat

And the flames go on

Oh, I won't deny that at all...in fact, I'm giving the entire VAG a vigorous rusty trombone. This is widely known.

SUCK A DICK ZR1

any Mazda Rotary engine. The oil needs to replaced every 5000 miles so you might as well pour it in every single day.

Girls and BOYs really need to learn how to grab and handle their balls as then they can't use their baseball bat correctly.

The male teachers probably don't have hard balls or an iron bat

That would explain the high voice and whistle from his butt

The head ward of Buchenwald's wife was more sick than him. She ordered all Jewish men to line up. She looked at their skinny backs until she saw this one man who had this handsome tattoo. She ordered he be taken to the surgeon center even though he wasn't sick. Why? She wanted the tattoo so bad, the warden's wife…

There's a reason that the myth can be true. There's a sexual move where the dude puts his meat into the "taco shell" (thighs) and he can add the "sour cream" whenever he damn pleases. However as a punishment, the girl can "break the taco shell" (squeeze/close her thighs) to give the dude some intense pain and one hell…

"It's just like music"

Your obsession with the 918 is unhealthy. Your grip on Porsche's shaft and nuts are strong as hell.