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In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
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SO IS A MINI COUNTRYMAN JCW ALL4

YOUR mom?

Yo dawg, I heard you like muscle cars, so I put a muscle car with a muscle car and another muscle car into one muscle car so you can drive a muscle
car while driving a muscle car while driving a muscle car while driving a muscle car.

She couldn't stop playing with her monkey:)

Michael, a player till he dies and that I think I'm the even more badass/hood version of Sam Axe from Burn Notice

not on the highways, I caused 70+ car pileup by pulling out my shotgun! no wanted level! It was hilarious as the npcs were runnin over themselves punching people. It was fucking hilarious

Well when you say it like that, I like it.

Uhm.. Yeah... Only after he broke the Shite out of the Traction control. So yes it can rally once you cause a bout 2 grand worth of damage to the car. In a rental car thats a Win, but on one you actually own = Epic Fail.

Yo dawg, so I heard you like muscle cars. So we put a Camaro, a Challenger, and Mustang together and shoved a fuckin LS9 it.
It be the shiznit

YOUR GIRLFRIEND

I've seen a green T-Rex 14R ONCE AT THE FLEA MARKET, he was shopping for golf clubs, that's the ONLY time I've seen one.

Some say he's suicidal

How Fucking epic was the JCW GP???

The lack of Viagra in the glovebox

What did you find lacking in the Vette?

Well advert girl, have you been to the Cloud District lately?

SWEET HOLY JESUS THE POPE BENEDICT AND HIS LITTLE BO.. I approve this cars design and sound.

Fuck it I'm naming my kid Mergotroid Skittle or Quiznitod Bidness