I'm naming my kids (in the future) Kwame, Ferrucio, Enzo, Tonino for a boy

NAME YOUR BEST TEAM YOU CURRENTLY HAVE:

Rampardos, everyone hates/doesn't use it

OMGZ!! MINI COUNTRYMAN JCW ALL4 LOVERS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!

It didn't reach 1.2 Gigawatts of power.

Still an awesome P to W ratio right?

Your numbers on the 4C are off. It has around 240 HP but only weighs 2000lbs.

CAN SHARKS EAT YOUR SAILBOAT??!!!! I was scared shitless when I saw a shark swam by my boat, but then I shotgunned the fucker and everything was back to normal

My mom got me GTA5 last Friday and got flack and stuff, even though I'm 15 and played such games as Mass Effect 3 Battlfield, etc.

Cough* POWER TO WEIGHT RATIO cough cough.

Aston Martins Emotion Control Unit, yes it's made of solid crystal

I NEED SOME TIME ALONE.....

Nope, thats the Quattroporte

Is tht the Ghibli in real life?

WOMENKill Rachel. I used to like Rachel, but she's turned all kinds of annoying since she and Mike started hooking up. She's really whiny now.

THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN FLORIDA, which is very sad

WOMEN

A GIRL WATCHES TOPGEAR?!??!!!!!

F Mary Kill; Power Women of USA's Suits edition:

"Who do we think we arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre, darling who do we think are?:"