Do they both have day jobs creating those dumb twee names for Modcloth clothes? Those captions make me want to vomit.

Also, his left stirrup appears to be about 3 inches longer than his right, or his saddle isn’t tight enough and he’s way off center. Poor, poor pony.

How is her face 40% teeth?

I’m a fellow born and raised Texan and I cannot stand the sight of the confederate flag.

Texas was part of Spain and France for longer than it was the Confederacy and its a joke to say its a part of our heritage. Anyone who claims otherwise is uneducated or willfully ignorant.

Well that clears up everything. /s.

I believe Nick Saban, coach of said football team is the highest paid state employee in Alabama

He hopes he’ll get invited to Bat Mitzvahs

And just the way they say it sounds rough. ”One of our attorneys is A Jew”...not “One of our attorneys is Jewish”. That little difference feels worlds apart coming from her and with him smirking in the background.

How much do you want to bet that they refer to him as “their Jew lawyer”? “Hey, Kayla, get that Jew lawyer on the phone, would ya?”

Look at his face. Must be a little girl in the crowd.

 That was also the toast as Roy Moore’s wedding.

Because she thinks that adding the bit about their lawyer being “a Jew” makes them open minded and accepting. Like, “Look, we have this jew on our payroll! We can’t be that bad, right?!” So if we have “A Jew” in our lives, we must be good people, because it is natural to hate jews, yet we tolerate one.

47th in Health Care, 47th in Education, 42nd Crime and Corrections, 45th in Economy, 42nd in Government. Their absolute greatest source of pride is college football. No, they have zero self awareness.

Hitler had a Jewish doctor so I do believe you’re on to something there.

According to Talking Points Memo, the event was held in “an upscale barn.”

Breaking News!! Roy Moore’s wife is also a complete sack of shit.

Thanks for that link, whiskeyprayer. Encouraging to read how big the Democratic ground-game is in Alabama. We need to build on that everywhere. Starting now. It’s the only way we can win mid-terms with surety

It’s Alabama; the heart and soul of low expectations.

You. You are why we have problems.