You kid, but thanks to that stupid tweet, I learned SO much about the wonderful, bad ass women of history. So thanks @xnulz, I guess.

If you are the type of person who considers Taylor Swift a bad bitch, then I guess you also think sour cream is spicy.

I can’t believe that Annette doesn’t want o be around to witness how #humbled and #blessed Matt is on his apology tour.

Thank you. Thank you for replying, thank you for sharing this. Please never stop talking about your life and that time. It is so important and you are so important.

I once read that there wasn’t a single Baby Boom, there were two. The people in the first half were scared of nuclear annihilation and being drafted to go to Vietnam; the second were scared of AIDS.

That is shitty and horrid. My mom got horribly sick in Mexico once (from parasitic larvae on dust from dog shit in the street), and the local doctor was incredible—she took my mother seriously from the get-go, the phlebotomist came to our house to do bloodwork, labs back in 24 hours, closely watched with the doctor…

I am SO FUCKING TIRED of humanity not only being this stupid but clutching its stupidity to its chest like a filthy Barbie missing one leg with its hair chopped off and wailing that it grants wishes.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

OMG, is christmas literally going to come early this year???? Please, please, please.

Either way, it’s a win - this fucking circus will be over, either with all these numbskulls behind bars or all of us as crispy bits of dust. I’m okay with either outcome, honestly.

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

“THE ICE IS YOUR HEAD. YOUR HEAD, BILLY.”

Oh my god. I’m so happy you asked because it gave me an excuse to find it and watch it again.

It’s all part of the same entitled mentality.

Wait, what is this story? Because he didn’t acknowledge a stranger he’s an asshole? Yeesh.

It’s always stranger still when they choose to sing a song with the word in it and then act like it’s Black people’s fault they’re placed in the dilemma of singing it or not (the answer is of course fucking not).

The rich and powerful have many opportunities to have consensual sex (get this!) outside of the workplace. The guys in position of power engaging in this sort of behavior absolutely are getting off on the domination aspect of assaulting subordinates.

I think it is the eighth season that Meghan will not be appearing in, the seventh just wrapped filming.

Kylie Kabriolet