Interesting theory, I never thought of her that way, but it would make sense in a very weird way. Then again, there’s nothing normal about this administration, so FLOTUS as a Russian spy? Why the hell not!

Aw shit :( well I hope you come to a decision that works for you! If it’s any consolation, 22-25 were sort of like my teen existential crisis years all over again. It was a painful age. I’m only 27 now so take this with a grain of salt. But I definitely (mostly) recovered from my quarter life crisis and now only have…

That sounds like knife catching

“Bitch-ass Snowflake” is beautiful.

She really needs to add a “if this bothers you, then you’re a bitch-ass snowflake” just to really drive them nuts.

I agree. It is like all of the people getting upset about the word pussy, but not about Trump bragging about sexual assault.

... AND THE HORSES Y’ALL RODE IN ON!

Love the misspelling of actual.

Fun fact: “Dont mess with Texas” is an anti-litter campaign.

I’m sure the sheriff will be very interested in investigating drivers who sport Republicans decals, too.

Too many. But all of the ones I know have given up trying to defend him at least.

what percentage of Texas women voted for Trump, do ya think?

God Bless Texas Women.

I’m also not surprised by it, but I find it hilarious. You go, lady.

So, I got fired this week. Which sounds like a bad thing, but I’ve realized it was honestly a blessing in disguise. I’d been unhappy at that job for a while and knew I wanted to leave, but just felt super stuck. I’ve already lined up another job (which is starting me for just a buck less than I was making as a manager…

Hello! Pumpkinandy just got home from a match dot com date (sports bar for college football game, two glasses of fitvine for me, he was nice yet not for me, no chemistry, though; fun fact, he was mailed by a grizzly at age nineteen). And yesterday I blew off work and made a consultation appointment at a plastic…

I finished my first sock! It took me three tries to get the heel right and by then I had decided it would be a short sock so I could get to the tricky heel quickly.

Craft Thread!!

Even if we were to take into account there is some evidence we don’t know, Lena should NOT have released that statement. It was just bad.

Bama mom says hi