I don’t really care if it’s technically a pyramid or not, the idea of making women keep $20K of product in their homes so they can peer pressure other people into buying it, is criminal in and of itself. Most people aren’t that good at selling and at some point you’re going to bleed your tap dry of people to sell to,…

I mean, I’m not saying people should do this kind of thing, but when you do the things Paul does and vote for the policies he does, it’s basically a matter of time before someone does something.

well.. fuck.... good thing you got a nations worth of thoughts and prayers... im sure it will make the dead rest easy and the families move on

Pretty sure his courting consists of texting“U up?” at 2am.

My uncle used to date a woman who one day told me she was going to church while holding a copy of The Holy Bible for Children. I said “That is nice, you are going to teach the Bible to the children there” pointing at it. She looked confused and said that was just her Bible, cause she didn’t like “the one with the big…

The line “I swear to God the other presidents are girl-squadding Donald Trump” was the best thing I’ve read in awhile.

I thought there were no jobs because all the immigrants stole them? Now there’s not enough people to fill the jobs?

Under his eye

Seems odd that they would push so hard against immigration, when millions of new poor people are willing to come here to make up for any babies we’re not having, increasing the desperate-and-exploitable population even faster. But then I guess racism gets in the way. You think they’d want the whites on top, with the…

I LOVE that he just keeps talking. That Maya Angelou quote just becomes more apt every time he opens his mouth and it’s glorious.

Alec needs to shut up.

Finally some validation. This guy has always made my skin crawl. Just because he does a good impression of 45 doesn’t make him a hero. SNL has always been light on misogyny and sexism. I’m looking at you, Che. Hell, read about the crap male original cast members put on Jane Curtin and Gilda Radner.

They don’t get the deduction, so donate away!

A quick Googlin suggests that you need proof of donation, and the thank-you note that Pence would receive here doesn’t count. Ultimately it’s in your financial records so you would get the deductible.

BTW if you think she’s attractive, you should see her brothers.

Demetria is gonna have a whole lot of people sliding into her dm’s. Good god almighty & I’m a straight woman but lord Jesus...

Jan is mad that her husband Chad faithfully DVRs Channel 8's traffic report every morning even though he can’t drive.

“As you press those tight paper folds together in an attempt to make one indignant lip”...

In first to say I SAID WHAT THE FUCK I SAID.

It’s extremely rude to point this out. Also, I wouldn’t want to risk getting clocked by one of those hooves.