And the orange skin and blinding white teeth/veneers. I often wonder if you could induce orgasm in the male sector of the GOP by waving a bag of candy corn in front of them - orange, yellow and white and oh-so-sickeningly saccharine - it is the empty calorie equivalent of a human being!

Oh LA get ready to find your safe spaces! What am I? Well if you’re a conservative, I’m American AF. If you’re a lib, I’m “offensive.” Let’s go.

Like 50% of the reason people think she’s hot is the peroxide blonde hair extensions, right?

She’s older than Ted Cruz. Just a weird random fact.

Hey, I’m considering starting a Plan B pill drone service. These are the times we live in....

I can’t believe that the idea of trying to create a network of reliable, safe back-alley abortion clinics is now beginning to cross my mind.

That’s not their endgame, once they’re done with abortions, they’ll be coming for the contraceptives.

All women should immediately cease sleeping with any man that does not support access to abortion. The very first question that should be asked. That will fix this shit REAL quick.

Buying pregnancy tests won’t work, because they’ll likely produce a false negative.

Men had better buy them, that’s all I’ve got to say.

If any of you who are sexually active have the brains God gave a gooseberry, it’s time to go Lysistrata on their asses. Just take 1 week, and do not put out in any way. When men complain, tell them to call their Congresscritters, and then Republican Party Headquarters, to let them know about their dissatisfaction.

Hell, you (or just about any woman) could have had a miscarriage and just thought it was a heavy period a week later and that would be “god’s” choice. But Steve King would throw you in jail if you decided for yourself.

I understand that argument. I have friends who have taken birth control since they were teens due to issues with their periods, etc. But I hesitate to use this as an argument for why women should have access to birth control. What I don’t want is to put women in a situation where they have to prove that they need…

I’m not doubting her, but I’ve worked in the business of crafting legal statements on behalf of clients and this is probably one. It doesn’t diminish the fact that the sentiments are her own.

And what were they going to do if she did have the child? Give it citizenship? Health care? Freaking food and shelter? Don’t make me laugh.

I think they do give a crap, though, insomuch as many, many people want everyone else to be just like them to justify their own choices and assure them that they’re normal and doing things “right.” But admitting that is such an obvious sign of weakness that they never say it. If you ask, it’s always, sure, live and…

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug. I’m in Australia, which is currently going through a fucking postal survey of whether or not LGBTQIA people should be able to marry (long story). I’ve had a lot of Socratic conversations, asking people to precisely articulate their opposition to SSM. It always - always - boils…

Birth control = less unwanted pregnancies = less abortions. And less abortions is what they want.

Apparently Nurx gives zero shits:

Kaiser’s online system is the bomb. You can set up reminders for yourself to go to this-or-that doctor.... and you can use their messaging system to talk to your doctor to see if she thinks you need to come in or not... and you can also attach photos of your condition to the email.... and they’ll mail your…