She’s a top breeder for the breed, and only breeds *maybe* once a year (so, like 6 to 10 pups per year at most, many going on to be service dogs). I can’t change her mind about it, but at least she’s responsible.

She’s had champion dogs as long as I can remember, excellent bloodlines for the breed. After she got bored with winning every show she sent a dog to, she started getting into agility training, and then from there, she’s had multiple puppies grow up to be service dogs for people with mobility issues.

If Woody Allen were smart, he’d shut the fuck up and maintain a low profile for the forseeable future. Like, until he died.

I mean... also works.

I read that as “broom and children”... :/

Yo, Woody:

I think “mood lighting” is a reasonable request. I hate bright, overhead lights. Ambient, lamp style lighting is a must. Totally reasonable.

I’m worried that people are building Gal Gadot up to be the ultimate feminist role model, perfect woman, untouchable being. But that means that when she does something we don’t like, she’s going to have a hard fall. She’s an excellent Wonder Woman, the movie was great (kudos to Patty Jenkins), and its success is very…

Wow Wonder Woman and Gal Gadot brings out all the idiots who are sore over girls ruining their comics, given the response you got to your comment (I won’t be replying directly to them).

Obviously this whole shitstorm has got people talking about our own personal experiences with inappropriate contact. I personally can’t stop thinking about every time I have brushed off an incident of harassment or sexually inappropriate behaviour, I was almost certainly not the only victim.

Tell us again that nobody knew.

The worst part about the air dryer, imo, is that it takes too long to dry your hands sufficiently with them. You either stand at them like a doofus, rubbing your hands together rapidly in hopes of drying off quickly and leaving, or you suck it up, wipe your hands on the sides of your pants, and open the door to leave…

“This is no time to politicize gun control/sexual assault/pussy grabbing/_____ !!!!!!!!!”

‘Mahatma Blondie’ is hilarious.

Never Forget

The power of White Christ compels you to never forget:

Psssst: Well, you know they’re not “real” American citizens, right? After all, many of them are brown, some of them are even black! AND they speak Spanish. So.

Sometimes it takes a gross man fucking a plant to drive the point home?