Rehab addict is SO MUCH BETTER than fixer upper!!

It’s not like it was completely out of the realm of possibility.

Considering how perfectly timed ALL of their family drama is, it wasn’t a big leap to be suspicious. See shocking pregnancy reveal just in time for the 10th Anniversary special.

In keeping with current events, the last time Kim K took a knee in public it was for Ray J.

Yeah shit is pretty heavy. It’s not really binge kinda show but I think it’s done well.

And this is what happens when you treat healthcare like a fucking business.

Melania’s popularity is 100% based on being attractive and very quiet. For trump supporters she’s the perfect woman, none of this uppity talking back and having opinions feminazi shit. Guaranteed if she somehow came out saying something the trumpers found offensive or controversial, they’d be calling her an ugly old…

I know. I’m not quite sure what she’s done to deserve petty criticism over her looks aside from...simply exist on TV?

I opened a beer when I made myself sad realizing my low end estimate was $10,000 a night and my high end was $250,000. If I thought she was actually still famous, these would be higher. These brain cells have clearly done me no good and I should work on killing them.

Why did you post a picture of the guy who asked me if I wanted to buy three mismatched hubcaps, called me a bitch when I said no thank you, then asked me for cigarettes, outside of Smart and Final last week?

i think its very likely she’s tried, but they just couldn’t find a vector for entry.

Aww, I actually think it’s cool that’s she’s the only woman in LA who HASN’T gotten lip fillers.

I don’t understand how child support works. He has the kid “a skosh more than 50%”, but he has to pay her $20k a month. Does she have to prove this money is being spent (or saved!) for Dream? Is it possible to spend that much on kid every month when they are with you half the time? Is it because he somehow has a…

On the one hand, I love the idea. It could mean more organs and better quality of life for those in need, obviously. But there’s also something vaguely dystopian about it; I could all too easily see it being abused (probably for economic gain) by corrupt wardens and prison owners.

“our relatively trivial personal disputes”

I was never a big Katy fan but one day a friend and I were drunk and her tour documentary was still on Netflix so we watched it. There’s a part in it where he either sends her the text or she’s come to the realization that it’s over right before a huge concert. The girl is like fucking sobbing backstage and her group…

Ah, I see you also have experience with the ever elusive (but only when they want to be) Narcissistus Vulgaris.

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

FUQ this dude!!!! And every other asshole, who tries to worm his way, back into a woman’s life, after a bitch had to literally pull herself back from the brink and build herself back up again. So yeah FUQ you! ( what kind of comedian is a vegan anyway?????)

Oh, lordy. You ask for a divorce via text and try that ‘relatively trivial personal disputes’ line with me, buddy. Just try it. I don’t care how many years or decades have passed - that is some SHIT and in my mind she’s earned the right to Taylor Swift the fuck out of their relationship. It seems like she’s taken…