Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude

What made the game unwatchable was that WVU was totally outclassed and outplayed the entire game. What made it unwatchable was that a college team scored 39 points and got doubled up.

WVU lost by 39 points. The only thing the refs could have done to help WVU would have been to play for them.

There, I fixed it.

It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

Remember, folks. That must have been the best take.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

This is the most horrifying ISIS video yet.

That's Raikkonen. Grosjean crashed out and cost Alonso the championship in 2012.

I liked this IndyCar 4-wide finish from the Freedom 100:

I'm a Red Sox fan, but part of me wants to see A-Rod go for .325/40/120 just to watch everyone's heads fucking explode.

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What a fucking dork you are, man...Social Justice Avengers. Adjust your hat, neckbeard, and venture forth from thy parent's basement. Breath that fresh air. Take a hit from your asthma inhaler. Now relax because it's just a comic book.

How many people would rather spend $35K on this than $35K on a faster, better looking, WAY less dorky Mustang GT (which also has a nicer interior than a Focus)? A neglible number, certainly. Never forget that, to Americans, hatchbacks = cars for poor people. Which is why the Jetta outsells the Golf, because a proper…

*woosh*